Obligatory Legal Disclaimer

2 min readMar 2, 2021

“Damnit, Jim, I’m a Vulcan not a financial advisor!”

Remember how every episode of MTV’s Jackass opened with a WARNING that these guys basically don’t know what they’re doing so you shouldn’t copy them? Well that’s what this is:

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Trade long and prosper!